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Black Heart Gold Pick'em

Hawkeye State — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:49:28 -0000

Black Heart Gold Pick'em

Join the inaugural BHGP college football pick'em contest at Yahoo! Sports.

Group ID: 16482
Password: lemonleman

Winner gets the right to be mocked and humiliated by the BHGP editorial staff. It's like your junior prom, only semi-anonymous.

FreeVideos

Duez I say — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:34:21 -0000

HawkeyeSports.com has a bunch of free videos up (must use IE, not firefox). Featured are the top 14 Ferentz Victories. The first couple are the games against PSU and NU in 2000. You can see the greats before they were gods (Kaeding, Sanders) and remember how little pressure there was on the team. Fun times...

The Daily Gopher

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:47:16 -0000

The Daily Gopher

Varmint bloggers Paging Jim Sdgkdfhkzvskski and Gopher Nation have formed a power duo at new SBN affiliate The Daily Gopher. Update your blogrolls accordingly.

Become an Official Fan of BHGP (Facebook)

Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:06:28 -0000

Become an Official Fan of BHGP (Facebook)

Click here to become a "fan" of BHGP on Facebook. First 10 people get an all-expenses-paid Lemon Party thrown in their honor.

4-star WR Keenan Davis commits!

Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:40:35 -0000

4-star WR Keenan Davis commits!

6'3", 200, 4.4, great leaping and catching ability. Most importantly, shoring up recruiting in our backyard.

Drew Clark committed to the Hawkeyes today, and it's nice to see more instate talent coming our way.

chitownhawkeye — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:03:47 -0000

Drew Clark committed to the Hawkeyes today, and it's nice to see more instate talent coming our way.

"I like the atmosphere on game day," Clark gave as a reason he chose Iowa over Iowa State. I've always wanted to play in front of more people than go to my high school games, he went on to say. Well, not said out loud, but you know.

What the hell am I doing here? [Nice. Also, we definitely believe that you are actually Duez.-...

Duez I say — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:04:52 -0000

What the hell am I doing here?

[Nice. Also, we definitely believe that you are actually Duez.--OPS]

CFN Iowa Preview

chitownhawkeye — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:17:38 -0000

CFN Iowa Preview

"The season will be a success if ... the Hawkeyes win ten games" That would be a tremendous understatement there.

Ferentz said offensive lineman Dace Richardson will miss the season with a knee problem.

Duez I say — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:33:41 -0000

Ferentz said offensive lineman Dace Richardson will miss the season with a knee problem.

Hawk Central

All Ferentz Era 2nd Team

Duez I say — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:32:17 -0000

All Ferentz Era 2nd Team

Edmond fucking Miles made 2nd team? That is bullshit. He was almost as lazy as that douche-bag cornerback from Naperville; DJ Johnson. And that is damn lazy.

All Ferentz Era 1st Team

Duez I say — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:30:00 -0000

All Ferentz Era 1st Team

Board of Regents Votes to Re-Open Investigation

tyger1147 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:46:17 -0000

Board of Regents Votes to Re-Open Investigation

The article doesn't mention if it was unanimous (maybe that's not important), but it sounded like it when I was following the live feed.

Stepping Up is not going to be pleased about this.

Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:13:14 -0000

Stepping Up is not going to be pleased about this.

Wolverine Liberation Army: Breakin' It Down

Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:33:46 -0000

Wolverine Liberation Army: Breakin' It Down

WLA has taken things to an entirely new level. Go here now. Do it.

A Letter From Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:31:49 -0000

A Letter From Philadelphia Cream Cheese

State of Game responds. WARNING: The "Photoshop" A) is probably not safe for work; B) will definitely make you want to die. Proceed at your own risk.

Black Heart Gold Baby

Hawkeye State — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:00:53 -0000

Black Heart Gold Baby

Congrats to BHGP contributing author Storminspank on the birth of his first child, Paxson. Six pounds, 14 oz., already wrapped in black and gold. Mom and baby are doing great. So here's to Mr. and Mrs. Stormy. Have a cigar.

Homework Assignment: Read CIDsports

Oops Pow Surprise — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:57:36 -0000

Homework Assignment: Read CIDsports

Your weekend reading is CIDsports, a stellar blog from a Cedar Rapids native that's been previewing the 2008 football season with all the thoroughness and wisdom that BHGP sorely lacks. We've added him to the blogroll, as well as a link to Senor Surprise's work at Fanhouse.com, although we're really sure everyone enjoyed the programming notes (cough).

The Realests' 2008 Big Ten Preview: Iowa

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:45:18 -0000

The Realests' 2008 Big Ten Preview: Iowa

Ninth? NINTH?! Don't these fuckers understand what happens when you disrespect BHGP?

WU TANG MOTHERFUCKERS THIS SHIT IS ON! WE GOT BEEF LIKE A HARDEE'S THICKBURGER SON

State of Game claps back

Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:24:35 -0000

State of Game claps back

and hard. Your money quote:

See UM's been down, now this much is true,
but a good year in Iowa's a bad year in blue.
A pair of pocket six's are pretty good in poker
but 6-6 as record? Dude, that's mediocre.

...and a 76 on your unicorn driving test.

Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:01:59 -0000

...and a 76 on your unicorn driving test.

The Penn State entrance requirements seem a bit unreasonable:

"I’m not really worried about his eligibility to Penn State. With a 2.63 GPA out of high school, all you need is a 770 on your SAT or 63 on your ACT." - NittanyWhiteOut.com